Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Joke of the day

A very wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage (a little late in the day to worry about THAT, don't YA THINK?), he told her that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would simply go to Italy to have the child, in secret. Moreover, If she would then agree to stay in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, months later, he came home to his VERY confused wife.

She said to him, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said rather impatiently.

His wife handed him the card and then watched in utter AMAZEMENT as her husband read the card, turned white, and collapsed without uttering another word.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Four with meatballs, one without! Request bread...."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your humor!!!! I am diagnosed with Leukemia and trying to deal with it......
Wladyslaw Warnenczyk