Monday, July 31, 2006

Joke of the Day

A woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran intothe house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,"Honey, pack your bags. I won the dang lottery!

"The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the heck out."

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