Thursday, June 29, 2006

Joke of the Day

One morning while she was making breakfast, the fitness freak husband walked up to his wife and pinched her on the bum

He said, “You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdles.”

This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.

Next morning the man gestured toward his wife’s breasts. “You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras.”

That was too far over the limit.

She pointed to his groin and said, “You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.”

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