Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Joke of the Day

Panhandle Premonition

Two men from New Jersey are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up to the car and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window and “WACK”, the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver yells, “What was that for?”

The trooper says, “You’re in Texas son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.”

The quivering driver says, “I’m sorry, Officer, I’m not from around here.”

The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The puzzled passenger rolls down the window and “WHACK”, the trooper smacks him with the nightstick too. The passenger yells, “What’d you do that for?!”

The trooper says, “Just making your wish come true.”

The passenger says, “Huh?”

The trooper says, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, “I wish that jerk would’ve tried that crap with me.”

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